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I Fucked My Way Into This Mess, And I’ll Fuck My Way Out

I’ll say it. I like to fuck. I do it a lot. And sometimes it gets me into unfortunate situations. Like right now. Right now I am royally fucking fucked. See, I went to this big dinner party the other night, trying to stay out of trouble, but lo and be-fucking-hold, who’s there but one [...]

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That is all.

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Hello world!

So, most of the time I just make stuff up and pretend like I know what I’m talking about. This will probably offend you and I don’t really care if that’s true. That probably makes me a bitch, but I don’t really care if that’s true either. I just wanted to have this place where [...]

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Also, Bloodninja, for your enjoyment.

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. [...]

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On Erotica

Erotica, be it the high-class, Barnes and Noble anthology sort, or the low-class, teenage geocities vampire sort, always seems to follow one rule: when the story mentions or describes the sexual organs of the male or female characters, it may only call them by the same name once. I’m not sure why this is, but [...]

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